Sunday, March 30, 2008

Girls smell, boys stink

Girls’ noses can sense smell best when they are about 10 years old. That’s why they notice smelly boys faster than adults.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Snug as a bug in a chug

Each year you swallow about 14 insects in your sleep. Now you just have to figure out which night it happens and stay up. They’ll taste better if you’re awake.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Nice leather we’re having

Just a reminder to everyone who wears leather. Sure it's cool, but not always. Don’t forget leather comes from cows, and I have yet to meet a cool cow.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Boy Fact

More than 100 million microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth, so unless you like to eat bugs, kissing these fiends is out of the question.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Girl Fact

Girls have about 100,000 hairs on their head, and they all deserve to dye ;)