Sunday, March 30, 2008
Girls smell, boys stink
Girls’ noses can sense smell best when they are about 10 years old. That’s why they notice smelly boys faster than adults.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Snug as a bug in a chug
Each year you swallow about 14 insects in your sleep. Now you just have to figure out which night it happens and stay up. They’ll taste better if you’re awake.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Nice leather we’re having
Just a reminder to everyone who wears leather. Sure it's cool, but not always. Don’t forget leather comes from cows, and I have yet to meet a cool cow.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Boy Fact
More than 100 million microscopic critters live in a boy’s mouth, so unless you like to eat bugs, kissing these fiends is out of the question.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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